Legend of the Seeker = Terry Goodkind (Who knew?)

Okay, I’m just about to completely reveal the total nerd that I am, but, oh well: I just discovered that the new Legend of the Seeker TV show, the one that looks like Xena: Warrior Princess or Highlander 2.0, is actually a live-action version of Terry Goodkind’s bestselling fantasy series, The Sword of Truth. And it’s produced by Spider-Man and Evil Dead (and Xena/Hercules) auteur Sam Raimi. OMG!!!!!!!!!
I’m sure right now some of you are saying: “You’re an idiot. I knew that like months ago, at least since Comic Con.” And yes, I may be slow, but how exciting is this?? If you can’t already tell, I’m a huge fan of Goodkind’s epic series. Wizard‘s First Rule, the first book in the series, is one of my all-time fantasy favorites, and I’m a big fantasy reader.
It’s the story of a young man, Richard, who discovers his true destiny (to be awesome) and his true love on a quest to prevent the dark Lord of D’Hara from… Well, okay. It’s not a new story, sure, but when was it ever original? The Epic of Gilgamesh?
Spirited Away
Instead of watching Scream, or The Shining, or, of course, Halloween
for the umpteenth time this year (and please tell me you’re not watching Saw, at whatever installment they’re at now - Saw Five Billion: How Jigsaw Got His Groove Back), maybe try something new? Maybe now is that proverbial time for something completely different?

Naturally, I can’t argue with It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- that would be politically incorrect or something - but how about a movie that’s actually haunting this year? One that isn’t just overseasoned with red food coloring and corn syrup? I mean, something that has haunts (i.e., has ghosts or spirits of some kind) but is also haunting, meaning “not quickly forgotten” and “eerie” or “disquieting,” according to various definitions of the word. Like a haunting tune, or a haunting vision of the future (thank you, Soylent Green).
Well, in any case, all that was just the long way of saying this: this Halloween, watch Spirited Away instead. It’s “haunting.”
And yes, yes, I know it’s a foreign film, but you’ll be high on candy, or something, anyway - if you don’t like subtitles, watch the dubbed version or just watch the pictures, they’re gorgeous. And don’t worry, despite appearances from the trailer, if you buy the DVD from Amazon you should get all three options: subtitles, dubbing, and, for you cool people who can actually understand Japanese [!], just the plain ol’ Japanese version. (FYI: Disney distributes Spirited Away in the US.)
To prove my point, here’s the English (and whoa, heavily Disney-fied) version of the trailer… Trust me, though, the movie’s much more like the trailer above, than the one below, whether you watch the dubbed version or not:
The Mysteries of Harris Burdick

Everything’s interactive nowadays. Even, gasp, books. You can choose which ending you want to read, or even decide what the plot will be. You can have a character named after you, or, you know, play the video game.
That can all definitely be cool, sure, and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, but what about something a bit more old-fashioned? I loved interactive books growing up, and went through a long obsession with one in particular, The Jolly Postman, but more on that in another post… If you like fairy tales, or just, well, totally awesome books though, and don’t know what this is, GET it! Or at least browse through it in a bookstore. It’s a picture book, so it’ll take, maximum, a few minutes. And “kid’s book” is NOT an excuse, come on. Your kids, or young cousins whatever, will thank you (and since when is “nostalgia for youth” fun bad for those out of their childhood years?).
But in any case, I always kept coming back to The Mysteries of Harris Burdick by Chris Van Allsburg. It was one of the first books I bought with my own money. If Van Allsburg’s name doesn’t sound ring a bell at once, that could be because his books have taken on such a life of their own. His most famous works, Jumanji and The Polar Express
, almost seem to have no creator, their images and ideas are such a part of the culture.
Aquarium by Camille Saint-Saëns

Click on the Play button below to hear the song noted above (if you want to actually buy the individual MP3, just click on the image to the left). You’ll hear a, well, “watery” piece of classic music. Okay, I joke, but I actually can see how this song is supposed to represent an aquarium. And don’t get turned off by the word “classical” - trust me, this is good, and even fun to listen to. To use that overused word, it’s accessible.
Does it sound familiar? You may have heard it in the trailer for the upcoming Brad Pitt movie The Curious Case for Benjamin Button. That’s where I recently heard it, but I just had this feeling that it wasn’t the first time. I was sure I’d heard it somewhere before… although I had no idea where.
Bones
Agent Booth fans: want to see how it all started? Check out the episode Angel or one of the first two episodes from season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for some hilarious, early attempts at acting from a radically cheekbone-ier David Boreanaz (Agent Seeley Booth on the crime show Bones), who got his start playing the moody vampire (and, of course, irresistibly mysterious) Angel on Buffy. They’re all available for free on hulu.
If you don’t want to work your way through a whole episode, here’s a fun sample from the second episode of season 1:
I have to say that (and Angel fans, I’m sorry in advance – no death threats, please) I do prefer David Boreanaz as Seeley Booth rather than as Angel; he just seems much more at ease playing a cocky, sarcastic, jock FBI agent, than a dour, emotionally torn, ethically ambiguous, butcher shop regular vampire. You know, more like the no-fear, “let it all hang out,” dancing goof seen in the previous post on Angel.
Speaking of which, more of that on Bones, please!
The case for season 5 of Angel

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a superstar. Yes, it’s a “cult show,” blah blah blah, but come on, it has widespread mainstream awareness, its influences are everywhere, and, at the very least, it made Sarah Michelle Gellar a (well-deserved) star.
But what about Buffy’s spinoff, Angel, starring David Boreanaz as the titular vampire with a soul? The occasionally acknowledged series that’s still, let’s face it, the relation that’s forgotten at Christmas?
Angel started after season 3 of Buffy. It punched out a few seasons: the comparatively weak season 1 (highlights include episodes that feature Gellar and other Buffy cast members), the richer and darker and often quite depressing seasons 2 and 3, and the “love it or loathe it or just not know what to do with it” season 4, which does at least feature a great season premiere.
With all that out of the way, however, Angel could focus on what really mattered: season 5, unfortunately also the final season of the show (total injustice). Season 5 takes a completely different tack. In this season, Angel’s working for the wrong side of the tracks (i.e., evil). Many of the scenes actually take place in daylight – filtered daylight of course, since otherwise, Angel the vampire would be a pile of ash, which, you know, might backfire in the ratings. Season 5 is also lighter in a figurative way; there are physical gags, silly and often quite campy situations, numerous buddy comedy moments (think The Odd Couple via Interview with the Vampire
), and even a drunken party scene!

